XLR8R
exhalted master of his nuts
AN ITALIAN CONFESSION
>
> >An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts ofMonte Casino
> >went to
> >the local church for confession.
>
> >When the priest slid open the panel in theconfessional, the man
> >said,
> >"Father .. during World War II, a beautiful womanknocked on my door
> >and
> >asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."
>
> >The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing youdid, my son! And
> >you
> >have no need to confess that."
>
> >"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repayme with sexual
> >favors."
>
> >The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger.
> >However,
> >two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that
> >way.
> >But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed
> >forgiven."
>
> >"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have
> >one more
> >question ."
> >"And what is that?" asked the priest.
> >"Should I tell her the war is over?"
>
> >An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts ofMonte Casino
> >went to
> >the local church for confession.
>
> >When the priest slid open the panel in theconfessional, the man
> >said,
> >"Father .. during World War II, a beautiful womanknocked on my door
> >and
> >asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."
>
> >The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing youdid, my son! And
> >you
> >have no need to confess that."
>
> >"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repayme with sexual
> >favors."
>
> >The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger.
> >However,
> >two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that
> >way.
> >But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed
> >forgiven."
>
> >"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have
> >one more
> >question ."
> >"And what is that?" asked the priest.
> >"Should I tell her the war is over?"