I dry humped a fork...

[Fishy]

...because that's how I roll!

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on.

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4------- a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science! teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that
Black---------- -because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me $1,000,000
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself

 

[Diplomat_Wagon]

I yelled at a pickle because I was drunk! :giggedy:

 

[Fishy]

I yelled at a pickle because I was drunk! :giggedy:

True story...first time I ever got stoned I cussed out a head of lettuce in the fridge for 1/2 hour :shifty:....or so I am told:wtf: That gubmint weed is killer!!

 

[Mark Nixon]

I ran over my dog because that's how I roll.
Poor Sadie, she's not much to run over.

Mark.

 

[J.C. Corbett]

I didn't even know it was cool to smoke squirrels. Now I do. *grabs squirrel & lighter & heads home*

 

[OrphanedV8s]

I ran over a football player because that's how I roll![smilie=i:

 

[mannye]

Seems I smoked a ninja for a million dollars! That's NUTS!

(ninjas are only 750,000)

 

[71ChargerRT]

I smoked a pickle because I'm sexy and I do what I want...* in a Cartman voice*

 

[dodgechargerfan]

I dry humped a spoon because I was drunk.

 

[v8440]

I murdered a fireman because I was drunk.

 

[Dr.Jass]

I ass-raped an orangutan because she was making eyes at me.


Oh, shit... I thought this was a confessional thread. :doh:

 

[gomopar440]

I loved a stuffed animal because thats how I roll.:shifty:

 

[71ChargerRT]

I loved a stuffed animal because thats how I roll.:shifty:

That sounds the "G" rating of Jass's...confession :giggedy:

 

[mopar_man]

I sang to a stuffed animal because that's how I roll.

 

[mannye]

I ass-raped an orangutan because she was making eyes at me.


Oh, shit... I thought this was a confessional thread. :doh:

Did you say, "Shhhhhhhhh! Be quiet. Let's not turn this rape into a murder."

 

[dodgedifferent2]

Did you say, "Shhhhhhhhh! Be quiet. Let's not turn this rape into a murder."

true story :shifty:

 

[68R/T]

I choked on a monster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
:huh:

 

[Jester]

I murdered a Goat because I can't control myself.

Correct, I'm not wearing a shirt.

 

[68R/T]

I murdered a Goat because I can't control myself.

This..... I can believe.:hmmm:

 

[beeper*71]

I danced with a pickle because I'm sexy and I do what I want.