How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly

Moparlady

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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'Hunting Flies' he responded.
'Oh! Killing any?' she asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.'

;)
 
And here I thought baseball commentators knew something I didn't, constantly talking about "fly balls." :hmmm:
 

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