How many californians does it take to screw up a lightbulb?

I want to grab 24 from the phone line and wire the house for those little halogens or LEDs :evil

Neat idea, but it wouldn't really work.

They monitor the load and can tell how many devices are connected on your line. And there's only so much current in the first place. You wouldn't get very many lights on it.
 
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, not enough room. They screw in hot tubs. Ba dump bump.
 
I wish that state would just fall into the ocean leaving Nevada as the new west coast state. Hopefully Hollywood will be left as an inaccessible island with TV cameras so we all can watch the celebrities go crazy and starve to death.



* This just in...........after 3 hours of isolation on Hollywood island Brittney Spears just consumed Paris Hilton and the cast of Dawson's creek update on channel 7 action news and 10:00 *
 
Yes, but that wasn't the question. I asked how many does it take to screw UP a lightbulb?

One. And I'm positive from all the negative and insanely radical press that the LaLa land is getting lately, it can be any one of them registered as residents of the state. From Govenator to any of what is laughingly called "celebrities" on down the census list.
 
Yes, but that wasn't the question. I asked how many does it take to screw UP a lightbulb?


Yeah I saw that after I posted but it's such a great gag.
Myself, I try and use those bulbs everywhere I can. Long run they are WAY cheaper, they really jack with the motion and on/off sensors though.
 

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