XLR8R
exhalted master of his nuts
> >> Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to
> >> consider
> >> this...
> >>
> >> A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After
> >> almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and
> >> they decide to stop for a rest. They stopped at a nice hotel and took a
> >> room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on
the
> >> road.
> >>
> >> When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill
> >> for
> >> $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.
He
> >> tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't
> >> worth
> >> $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man
> >> insists on speaking to the Manager.
> >>
> >> The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the
hotel
> >> has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were
> >> available
> >> for the husband and wife to use.
> >> "But we didn't use them," the man complains.
> >> "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He
goes
> >> on
> >> to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the
hotel
> >> is
> >> famous "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas
> >> perform
> >> here," the Manager says.
> >> "But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man again.
> >> "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. No
matter
> >> what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use
> >> it!"
> >>
> >> The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to
> >> pay.
> >> He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised
> >> when
> >> he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, this check is only made out
> >> for
> >> $50."
> >> "That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping with
my
> >> wife."
> >> "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
> >> "Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here, and you could have."
> >> consider
> >> this...
> >>
> >> A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After
> >> almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and
> >> they decide to stop for a rest. They stopped at a nice hotel and took a
> >> room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on
the
> >> road.
> >>
> >> When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill
> >> for
> >> $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.
He
> >> tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't
> >> worth
> >> $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man
> >> insists on speaking to the Manager.
> >>
> >> The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the
hotel
> >> has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were
> >> available
> >> for the husband and wife to use.
> >> "But we didn't use them," the man complains.
> >> "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He
goes
> >> on
> >> to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the
hotel
> >> is
> >> famous "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas
> >> perform
> >> here," the Manager says.
> >> "But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man again.
> >> "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. No
matter
> >> what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use
> >> it!"
> >>
> >> The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to
> >> pay.
> >> He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised
> >> when
> >> he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, this check is only made out
> >> for
> >> $50."
> >> "That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping with
my
> >> wife."
> >> "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
> >> "Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here, and you could have."
