Not A Duster
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Holy Prostitutes
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway
When he notices a sign out of the corner of hisEye....
It reads:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination andDrives on without secondThought....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for Real and drives past a third sign saying:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTIONNEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls intoThe drive.
On the far side of the parking lot is a Stone building with a small sign next to the doorReading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell.
The door isAnswered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,'What may we do for you my son?'He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and Was interested in possibly doing business....''
Very well my son. Please follow me.'
He is led Through many winding passages and is soon quite Disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door and tellsThe man, 'Please knock on this door.'He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding aTin cup answers the door...
This nun instructs,'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the Large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall And slips through the Door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in theParking lot facing anotherSign:
GO IN PEACE.YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BYTHE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
[FONT=Comic
Sans MS]SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER[/FONT]
When he notices a sign out of the corner of hisEye....
It reads:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination andDrives on without secondThought....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for Real and drives past a third sign saying:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTIONNEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls intoThe drive.
On the far side of the parking lot is a Stone building with a small sign next to the doorReading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell.
The door isAnswered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,'What may we do for you my son?'He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and Was interested in possibly doing business....''
Very well my son. Please follow me.'
He is led Through many winding passages and is soon quite Disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door and tellsThe man, 'Please knock on this door.'He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding aTin cup answers the door...
This nun instructs,'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the Large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall And slips through the Door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in theParking lot facing anotherSign:
GO IN PEACE.YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BYTHE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
[FONT=Comic
Sans MS]SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER[/FONT]
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