wingnit
That's It! I'm
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
the
lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She
figured
she would break her husband of this crazy habit. So one night, while
they
were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on
the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than the real
thing.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at
him,
"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain
yourself!
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . you explain the kids."
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the
lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She
figured
she would break her husband of this crazy habit. So one night, while
they
were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on
the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than the real
thing.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at
him,
"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain
yourself!
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . you explain the kids."
[smilie=b:
