Hillbilly Clinic

[beeper*71]

Hillbilly dad brings daughter to the local clinic.

When the doctor asks the reason for the visit Dad says it for contraceptives.
A 12 year old girl should not be sexually active exclaims the doctor.....

To which the hillbilly replies: So'kay she aint active, she just lays there like her mother.



[smilie=g:

 

[Not A Duster]

eeewwwwwww...........

 

[Da-ho]

Git offn me dad yer crushin my smokes

 

[BootHead]

sounds like a david allen coe tune

 

[BB71Challenger]

sounds like a david allen coe tune

Is that the guy singing about his wife runnin off with a **gger? He has some sick but funny songs

 

[Fishy]

Is that the guy singing about his wife runnin off with a **gger? He has some sick but funny songs

Yep. That be him. :lol: His most recent project was a band called Rebel Meets Rebel. It was 3/4 of Pantera and David singin. Real killer songs too, I've heard 2 so far.

 

[BootHead]

Is that the guy singing about his wife runnin off with a **gger? He has some sick but funny songs

I was thinking more like "One More Time"

.................
before you go I want you to know I'm gonna miss you.
A good piece of ass is hard to find
before you leave home to go out on your own.
I'd just like to fuck you one more time..............
...........
...............
Lord I love it when you callllll me Daaaadddyyyyy!..........

....... loosely paraphased from memory :bwuhaha:



ahh Susie was good too.

Little susie shallow throat's lonely
all the girls made fun of her at school
cuz no matter how she tried
she could not get a dick inside her shallow throat
shallow throat.........


drum major was a boy named jester ........