Hey all you Canadians....

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The radio station I listen to (89X) is a radio station from the 51st state. All the beer commercials talk about "get your two four" or something like that. What the hell is a two four? And how come I don't have a two four? :( Did I even spell two four right? Is it 2 for, is it two 4, or two for? I'm so confused.
 
dustergal said:
So what do you call a 24 pack of Bacardi Breezers? :toot:
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I don't even know if we have em here. but if we did we'd probably call em a 24 pack of Bacardi Breezers. I think we only have them in 6 packs though
 
Yes, we call it gay. Imagine the hangover if you were to consume 24 of those sweet fricking gay drinks though? Nightmare!!:naughty:

Anyways, if you wanna gett slammed in Canada with a buddy, you call him up and the conversation goes something like this:

Me "Dude, what's goin on tonight"?

You "Nothing man, just hanging out watching a flick".

Me "You wanna go out and get Indian pissed tonight and cause some trouble at the bar"?

You "Yeah, but I am a little short on flow".

Me "No worries, we can get hammered at your house before we go out. Wanna do it"?

You "Sure, c-mon over. You wanna get a 26 or a 24, or get really wasted and pick up a 40"?

Basically that means, wanna get trashed on beer or hard liquor? If you opt for the 26 or 40 route, you would then enter some dialogue about what kind of hard booze etc etc.

Hope that helps!!:bravo:
 
dodgechargerfan said:
I buy 28s when they are on sale. Do I lose my citizenship?
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Only if it's like Old Milwaukee, blatz, or Pabst[smilie=c: . Only thing worse than a hang-over from cheap wine is spendin all day on the toilet with the Blatz splatz.:jass:
 
XLR8R said:
Bah, we are only allowed to buy good beer or our citizenships are revoked. :D
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Then what ya doing with the Bacardi then?:hmmm:
 
Alberta is better than Manitoba. In Alberta they have coupons and regular sales in the liqour stores, here the govenment regulates the prices
 
I think next year they will be bring out a 30 pack for 24 eh!
This Buds for your welcome to the nut bin.:bravo: Have two there small.
 
divingtigger said:
Alberta is better than Manitoba. In Alberta they have coupons and regular sales in the liqour stores, here the govenment regulates the prices
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And let us not forget that in Kanata the government will pay you good welfare to stay at home and let taxis deliver your booze to your door. And the best part is that you get the guys dumb enough tthat actually work for a living to pay taxes for you to drink on their time. Ahhh kanata, where to be a French-speaking black female cripple with aboriginal lineage makes you the poster child.

Oh Kanata, our home and native (only when beneficial to our dual citizenship circumstances, to get us out of countries that are in deep doo doo) land
Somewhat pseudo-true patriot love (well more of a convienent liking than a real love, like telling the good looking girl you love her, just to get her home - yeah that type) in all our hearts command (whoa now - command??? c'mon this is Kanata the best you can do is ask real politely and we may comply if the government pays us to do so!)
With glowing hearts we see thee rise (well the size of the bureaucracy, deficit, tax bill, and the number corporate parasites are certainly rising, while wages, quality of life, disposable income are heading to the dumpster)
The True North strong and free! Ohhh be serious "free"??? - with Tax-Freedom Day now heading to the last part of July [Jerry Maguire]"Show me da money!"[/Jerry Maguire]...and strong?!?!? - three renamed Peacekeepers in an Iltis or G-Wagon is our maximum effort for short notice.
Oh Kanata we stand on guard (but only if it doesn't cost us our hyphenated citizen status, with all those perks that indigenous, but not aboriginal, citizens cannot even dream of) for thee
 
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