Here's a handy tip

[Dr.Jass]

If you get very sick and you live alone, you might come under the delusion that you need to go to the store. Hell, it may not even be a delusion. Either way, if you should be ill enough that your wits aren't about you, you should tape a note to the inside of your main entry door as a reminder, so you don't go twice, which is what I did. So, I ended up with the following:

• Two heads of lettuce. Nothing else to put in a salad, including dressing.
• Two loaves of bread, no lunchmeat.
• Hamburger, with hot dog buns.
• Bisquik and brownie mix, but no milk.
• Italian sausage, but absolutely nothing else with which to serve it.
• Bacon, no eggs.
• Six cans of mushrooms.
• No cigarettes.
• Enough Diet Coke to float a pontoon boat.
• Strange looks from the store staff when I went back again today for smokes.

Anyone want a salad, extra dry?

 

[Not A Duster]

Thanks Doc....

 

[Dr.Jass]

I honestly didn't remember going to the store Friday until I looked in the fridge this morning, and yesterday's trip is hazy as well. This being after I ran out of smokes and figured, "Well, I'd might as well pick up some groceries while I'm there." :doh:

I'm just surprised no one at the store asked me if I needed lettuce or mushrooms when I was just there.

 

[Stretch]

I fell your pain. I too have very little recollection of anything that has happened since I fell ill. And I have taken no drugs of any sort, pharmaceutical or recreational.:bwuhaha:

 

[Dr.Jass]

I took NyQuil. That may have been part of the problem.

 

[Dr.Jass]

After further thought and a quick review of my checkbook, I also discovered you may accidentally pay your water bill twice... though I don't recall mailing either envelope.

 

[Not A Duster]

There's a great deal of entertainment value to this thread...

 

[Dr.Jass]

If it's that good already, I'll leave out the part about the unused wooden spoon in the freezer.

 

[BootHead]

I'd wish you the best but you'd probably forget.

 

[greg340 "GREGGLES"]

didn't you make the same post yesterday

 

[Dr.Jass]

I may well have. Did I tell you to fuck off when I did?

 

[71ChargerRT]

You always tell him to fuck off...

 

[Dr.Jass]

Yes, but he's better at it than anyone else.

It's been going on so long, I'm not sure if a lot of people remember that my telling Greggles to "fuck off" is more of a request for him to screw around, rather than what you'd say to someone who's upset you.

Anyhow, Gregster... if I missed the opportunity, well, git to gittin'.

 

[BootHead]

you better hurry up and get better you're giving away all your secrets.