hee hee heeeeee

[XLR8R]

>> Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
>> > > > > speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the
>room
>>stops to listen:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > MAN: "Hello"
>> > > > >
>> > > > > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>> > > > >
>> > > > > MAN: "Yes"
>> > > > >
>> > > > > WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat.
>> > > It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>>
>> > > > > MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
>> > > > >
>> > > > > WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
>new
>
>> 2003 models I saw one I really liked."
>> > > > >
>> > > > > MAN: "How much?"
>> > > > >
>> > > > > WOMAN: "$60,000"
>> > > > >
>> > > > > MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
>> > > > >
>> > > > > WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ..... The house we
>wanted
>> last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
>>
>> > > > > MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just
>offer
>> > > > 900,000."
>>
>> > > > > WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
>> > > > >
>> > > > > MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
>> > > > >
>> > > > > The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking
>at
>
>> him in astonishment.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

 

[beeper*71]

[smilie=2:

 

[OrphanedV8s]

BUWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA [smilie=e: [smilie=e: [smilie=e: [smilie=e: [smilie=e: Hey XL
is that your phone or are you the man that was talking on it? [smilie=i:

Dave!

 

[dodgedifferent2]

sounds like something i would do