Hand shake?

[XLR8R]

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher
says to her students : "If you were courting a well
educated young girl from a prominent family and
during a dinner for two you needed to go to the
toilet, what would you say to her? "
Mike replies : Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss.
The teacher says : That would be very rude and
improper on your part.
Johnny replied : I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet,
I'll be back in a minute.
The teacher says : That's much better but to mention
the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant.
And Charlie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a
moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal
friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you
after dinner. "

The teacher passed out.

 

[dustergal]

HA!!

 

[dodgedifferent2]

[smilie=r:

sounds like something i would do [smilie=e:

 

[onehellofadart]

[smilie=e: [smilie=r: [smilie=e:

 

[OrphanedV8s]

BUWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHARDYHARHAR!

Dave

 

[mr340]

* writes down that line, in the hope of not getting slapped after uttering it to a date*

 

[beeper*71]

* writes down that line, in the hope of not getting slapped after uttering it to a date*

Why bother.. once the handshake is over so is your date.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

* writes down that line, in the hope of not getting slapped after uttering it to a date*

Why bother.. once the handshake is over so is your date.

WHoooo HOOO HOOOHAAAA haaa haaaaaa......

Oh. man. That's good stuff right there.

 

[mr340]

I really should have seen that coming.... [smilie=e:

 

[Mopar440_6]

[smilie=r: *Tears running down my face*


Now if I can just get [smilie=a: enough to use that line...