"Guts" and "Balls"

[danny_78Aspen]

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."

 

[Diplomat_Wagon]

How come "getting shot" isn't in there somewhere?:hmmm:




Still funny though.

 

[onehellofadart]

:clap: :dance: :clap:

 

[leBaronA38]

rofl

 

[Hemi Cuda]

How come "getting shot" isn't in there somewhere?:hmmm:

Or maybe services are planned for next week.

 

[kamstra]

LOL

 

[XLR8R]

ROFL! Nice!!