Dr.Jass
Pastor of Muppets
A woman got stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on her way to work. As traffic slowly crept forward, she came upon a guy who was shoveling small piles of dirt, filling in holes dug in the median. Traffic trudged onward, and about 100 yards ahead of the hole-filler, there was a man digging holes and leaving the small piles of dirt alongside them.
Overcome with curiosity, the woman rolled down her window. "Excuse me, sir... I noticed you're digging those holes, only to have the man back there come along and fill them back in. Why is that?"
"We're landscapers, ma'am. We work for the State Road Commission." came the reply.
Still confounded, she said "OK, but I'm afraid I still don't understand."
"The guy that plants the bushes called in sick today."
Overcome with curiosity, the woman rolled down her window. "Excuse me, sir... I noticed you're digging those holes, only to have the man back there come along and fill them back in. Why is that?"
"We're landscapers, ma'am. We work for the State Road Commission." came the reply.
Still confounded, she said "OK, but I'm afraid I still don't understand."
"The guy that plants the bushes called in sick today."
