Fishy
Omnipotent Seaweasel
>> This little boy and his grandfather are fishing.
>>Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says "Grandpa, can I
>>have one of those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch
>>your asshole?" to which the little boy responds "No." "Then you
>>can't have one."
>>
>>
>>
>> A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and
>>the boy asks, "Can I have on of those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis
>>big enough to touch your asshole?" to which the little boy responds
>>"No." "Then you can't have one."
>>
>> Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the grocery
>>store for food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky,
>>but the little boy says "I just won $50,000"
>>
>> Grandpa says, "Great, your going to split that with
>>me, right?" The little boy asks, "Grandpa, is your penis long
>>enough to touch your asshole?" "Yes," Says grandpa.
>>
>>
>>
>> "Then go fuck yourself!"
>>Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says "Grandpa, can I
>>have one of those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch
>>your asshole?" to which the little boy responds "No." "Then you
>>can't have one."
>>
>>
>>
>> A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and
>>the boy asks, "Can I have on of those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis
>>big enough to touch your asshole?" to which the little boy responds
>>"No." "Then you can't have one."
>>
>> Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the grocery
>>store for food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky,
>>but the little boy says "I just won $50,000"
>>
>> Grandpa says, "Great, your going to split that with
>>me, right?" The little boy asks, "Grandpa, is your penis long
>>enough to touch your asshole?" "Yes," Says grandpa.
>>
>>
>>
>> "Then go fuck yourself!"
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