good god!

Stretch

Hey! There’s no easy button for a body like this!
Wow! Where did this shit come from? I never get sick! Ever! I can’t remember the last time I missed work because I was ill.

Thursday about 1:00 I started feeling ill while I was aligning a car of what make and model I cant recall, which is quite odd for me because for what ever reason I seem to remember every vehicle I have ever worked on in every detail down to the parts replaced and the owners name and most of the time the approximate time in which it entered the shop for each repair or service. (Is that normal or is that just some strange quirk of mine?)Anyway I have no clue what I did for the rest of the day. I came home at 5:00 and went straight to bed with no supper.

Friday @ 6:00A.M. I struggle to get out of bed and I shower and go to work. I walk in the door at 7:45 and my boss informs me that I look like shit as does Nancy boy! Mike (my boss) called all of my days scheduled costumers and by 8:30 A.M. I was home in bed. (I live 15 miles from the shop and I don’t remember driving home.)

I slept until 8:30 Saturday morning with only a few bathroom trips that were totally exhausting. The short walk across the house totally drained me to the point of needing to hold on to the wall just to go to the restroom. The fever sucked! Hot then ice cold then hot then ice cold repeat I have the worst head congestion I can remember, a headache from hell! (I can hear and feel my pulse in my head and neck) and I know I would be pucking if I had anything at all in my stomach.

I spent yesterday freezing! I finely ate a little last night about 8:00 P.M. and the headache is finely residing.
 
Sounds like our little "date" Wednesday night got the better of both of us... you told me you were clean, you slut! :D
 
That is really strange, because he got sick not long after I called him about my being ill on Thursday. Chris (Sidekick) kindly offered to come and get me (I work 60 miles away), but luckily my Mom was able to do it. Prior to that, I don't think we'd talked since the previous weekend... much less hung out.

I feel your pain, man. I wasn't throwing up at all, but actually I think I'd rather puke than do "forced" math. Other than that, sounds like the same bug.
 
Phock Me! I’m still sick. I went to work yesterday but only made it until 2:00. I went to the doctor and he gave me some pills and told me not to even think about trying to go back to work until Thursday.

This only having enough energy to walk across the house to use the restroom than walking back to the chair or bed is getting quite old.
 
.....This only having enough energy to walk across the house to use the restroom than walking back to the chair or bed is getting quite old.


Sounds like old age and retirement to me.:(
 
Damn stretchy, that sux. :(

Last time I was sick it put me down for a whole week, rest easy big guy.
 
yeah that sounds bad. I take probiotics when I'm sick--they work great boosting your immune system.
Hope you get feeling better soon!
 
my gf has the same thing from what you described.... she's miserable.... cold when its hot.... hot when she should be cold.... get well soon.... im sure hoping she does....
 
Well I’m finally feeling better. I went to work yesterday and finished the whole shift. I’m still not 100% but I feel a shit load better.
 
Don't let him fool you. I stopped by last night, and Stratch actually passed away days ago. That's right, he's dead.

He only feels better because he can't feel anything at all.
 
Don't let him fool you. I stopped by last night, and Stratch actually passed away days ago. That's right, he's dead.

He only feels better because he can't feel anything at all.


**sound of taps playing quietly in the background**
 
i think my gf is starting to get a little better also.... says she still feels like shit.... but better then the last couple of days....
 
RIP. *hits stretch on head, puts his arm back in the cart*



Bring out your dead!!!
 

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