71dusterman
Well-known member
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>> Gay Flight
>>Attendant
>>My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
>>who
>>seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and
>>drinks.
>>As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
>>and
>>told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
>>landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could
>>just put your trays up, that would be super."
>>
>>On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
>>rather
>>Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't
>>hear
>>me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your
>>trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
>>
>>She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
>>Princess and I take orders from no one."
>>
>>To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a
>>beat,
>>"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank
>>you.
>>
>>Tray-up, Bitch."
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>> Gay Flight
>>Attendant
>>My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
>>who
>>seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and
>>drinks.
>>As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
>>and
>>told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
>>landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could
>>just put your trays up, that would be super."
>>
>>On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
>>rather
>>Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't
>>hear
>>me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your
>>trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
>>
>>She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
>>Princess and I take orders from no one."
>>
>>To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a
>>beat,
>>"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank
>>you.
>>
>>Tray-up, Bitch."
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