Gas Joke

[Fishy]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is
moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his
window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10
million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."

 

[Diplomat_Wagon]

I like Bush though.:doubt:

 

[mr340]

I like Bush though.:doubt:

:hmmm: I think he means the President....:shifty:

 

[onehellofadart]

:hmmm: I think he means the President....:shifty:

Unless d/w owns a gas station

 

[Diplomat_Wagon]

:hmmm: I think he means the President....:shifty:

Yes.


I meant the El Prezedenteh.

 

[Jester]

I prefer shaved over bush...

 

[mopar_man]

I'll donate a gallon too

 

[340EH]

Fill 'er up!

 

[XLR8R]

Lol!!

 

[dodgedifferent2]

I prefer shaved over bush...

i agree with jester, although sometimes a hitler style is interesting.

 

[Hemi Cuda]

Ha Ha, It was funnier a few years ago when they were saying it was Hilary Clinton.

 

[leBaronA38]

now where did I leave that 1 gallon can of Texaco gas that I got last week...

rofl