Dr.Jass
Pastor of Muppets
Well, as some of you know from Facebook, the Boozefighters had someone call the police about their dog. It's a pit bull mix, which is illegal in the city of Kingsford. I wasn't involved in any way, but I thought it was pretty funny since they've called the cops on me about Valentine nearly 20 times. Though the police didn't do anything, the law says that if they want to they can just take the dog and have it destroyed. I feel bad for the dog. I do not feel bad for the Boozefighters. But, being that my involvement with them is nil and the dog was still there, I didn't think much more about it.
Then I got a blight ticket. I thought the timing was weird, because they ordinarily do that in springtime... the snow melting is ugly enough, and no one wants to look at old cars and spare tires lying around. Yeah, I had my suspicions. Then I ran into Junior yesterday, and he acted standoffish and aloof. I felt that was pretty close to solid evidence, but again... in the name of keeping things calm, I let it slide.
Just now, some of their scumbag relatives came over and Valentine started barking at them. She's a good judge of character. I walked out there to quiet her down, and I heard one of them say, "Be careful, that dog will bite you!" and someone responded, "I know, it just did." Now, some of you have met my dog. Other than her exuberant ways of showing joy at meeting you (she'll either break your nose or punch you in the goolies, or in the case of Fishy, both
) but she's as harmless as a fly. If they're going to start shit about my dog yet again and lie about what she's done or hasn't done, all I can say is "Let the games begin."
I don't think they really realize how fucked they are at this moment. I've started writing a letter to the City of Kingsford, the Kingsford Public Safety Department, the Department of Health & Human Services, Dickinson County Sheriff and anyone else I can wrangle into the CC: line. Complaints will include, but are not limited to, the following:
I'm thinking that should make for an interesting start, especially since Larry has already gotten one ticket for driving on a suspended license.
Did I mention my sister is the assistant city manager for Kingsford? :dance:
I am not gonna stop. They're going to have hell on their hands. People like to say, "You can't fix stupid." Oh, I'll fix 'em just fine. I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'm the nicest guy you've ever met right up until you fuck with me. I fuck back... hard.
Then I got a blight ticket. I thought the timing was weird, because they ordinarily do that in springtime... the snow melting is ugly enough, and no one wants to look at old cars and spare tires lying around. Yeah, I had my suspicions. Then I ran into Junior yesterday, and he acted standoffish and aloof. I felt that was pretty close to solid evidence, but again... in the name of keeping things calm, I let it slide.
Just now, some of their scumbag relatives came over and Valentine started barking at them. She's a good judge of character. I walked out there to quiet her down, and I heard one of them say, "Be careful, that dog will bite you!" and someone responded, "I know, it just did." Now, some of you have met my dog. Other than her exuberant ways of showing joy at meeting you (she'll either break your nose or punch you in the goolies, or in the case of Fishy, both
) but she's as harmless as a fly. If they're going to start shit about my dog yet again and lie about what she's done or hasn't done, all I can say is "Let the games begin."I don't think they really realize how fucked they are at this moment. I've started writing a letter to the City of Kingsford, the Kingsford Public Safety Department, the Department of Health & Human Services, Dickinson County Sheriff and anyone else I can wrangle into the CC: line. Complaints will include, but are not limited to, the following:
- They have a pit bull mix inside the City of Kingsford.
- They also have a dachshund; neither dog has ever been to a vet or had a rabies shot.
- Neither dog is licensed.
- Larry's (Junior) truck is licensed in Wisconsin, but he has been a resident of Kingsford for many years.
- Larry's truck is licensed in Wisconsin but is not insured.
- Larry does not have a driver's license. He is intoxicated approximately 70% of the time he's driving.
- Larry is a heavy drug user.
- The children do not have adequate parental supervision since every adult in the house is legally drunk, high, or both after about 4PM.
- The house is infested with cockroaches and other vermin.
- The children live in close quarters with a proven-dangerous paranoid schizophrenic (remember the Brucist Monk?).
I'm thinking that should make for an interesting start, especially since Larry has already gotten one ticket for driving on a suspended license.
Did I mention my sister is the assistant city manager for Kingsford? :dance:
I am not gonna stop. They're going to have hell on their hands. People like to say, "You can't fix stupid." Oh, I'll fix 'em just fine. I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'm the nicest guy you've ever met right up until you fuck with me. I fuck back... hard.
