G = 6.672 ? 10^-8 cm^3 g^-1 s^-2

[Dr.Jass]

Damn you, Sir Isaac Newton!

While working on a cone-type diff for a board member yesterday, I used the standard method of assembling the diff itself by aligning the cone and side-gear splines with my spare axle shafts. I use one axle as an assembly stand, in fact.

As usually happens in this arrangement, the axles got stuck in the diff and had to be worked out. The first axle came out easily enough, and I thought the diff had slid off the second one (the stand) when I lifted up the diff. It hadn't, and when it got about a foot or so off the ground, the axle slid out and fell, right onto my left foot.

An object at rest, whence acted upon by an outside force--in this case, gravity--will accelerate until it breaks your big toe. [smilie=e:

 

[Plum Crazy]

DOH!!!!!!!!!!

[smilie=b:


[img]http://www.67gtx.us/ebay/foot.jpg[/img]

 

[beeper*71]

[smilie=e:
Wanna beer?

 

[Dr.Jass]

It's a bit early in the day... but will it make my toe stop throbbing? [smilie=e:

 

[beeper*71]

Yes it will help. *hands Jass a beer* [smilie=a:

 

[Dr.Jass]

*glug*throb*glug*throb*glug*throb*

I think it takes more than one.

 

[jedimaster]

I find the best way to heal your foot is to smash the other one twice as hard then th first one won't hurt as much.

 

[71_DEPUTY]

HERE- TAKE A COUPLE OF MY ice !!!!!

 

[Dr.Jass]

Funny, still it less... but I the more, drink care I the hurts.
[smilie=a:

 

[jedimaster]

Jas now is not the time for you to be adjusting the timing on your engine. I think if it ends up 180 you'll be lucky.

 

[XLR8R]

These will take some of the edge off.....*passes him a bottle of percs* [smilie=a: Take with beer.

 

[viking]

Thats a nasty toe you got there, beer aint gonna help...
*hands Doc. a bottle of rum* [smilie=a:

 

[danny_78Aspen]

Geezus, we're gonna drug up the Doc!! We want to heal him, not mess him up!

 

[viking]

We want to heal him, not mess him up!

Dont worry about that !!

 

[XLR8R]

Good God man. The inhumanity of it all. If he lived in civilization, he would probably have been euthanized by now. [smilie=e:

 

[383duster]

damn doc that must hurt [smilie=e:

*hands doc another beer from Vik's fridge*

 

[beeper*71]

Dammit Vik. [smilie=n:

I had finally got that image outta my head. [smilie=e:

Thanks...really.

 

[jedimaster]

Jass if thats your toe you really need to see a doctor.

 

[Tex-par]

Jass should we call Dr. kovorkian??

 

[giowest]

Jass should we call Dr. kovorkian??

[smilie=r:

As I rub my sore left knee from comic trip over a curb 2 months ago [smilie=e: