Free with fill-up

[wingnit]

With the rising cost of gas, competition has increased to the point that a gas station in Mississippi was trying new ideas to increase it's sales. So one day the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."

Soon a local "redneck" pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.

The owner told him pick a number from (1) to (10), if he guessed correctly, he would get his Free sex.

The buyer then guessed (8), the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up, again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

The redneck guessed (2) this time, again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

Bubba replied, "No it ain't Billy Ray, I know that it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week, and my sister just won yesterday!"
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[mr340]

 

[beeper*71]

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[Da-ho]

I used to work at a shell station in Portland Oregon,and we had a cute little hooker that worked our corner.The young kid part timer we had there had never had a bj so we all pitched in and bought him one.They went into the ladies room and got down to it and we listened outside the door.Every time he was about ready to shoot we would knock on the door and he would go limp.This went on for 45 minutes or so and when they finally came out he was drenched in sweat and she was pissed.It was well worth 20 buks. [smilie=b: [smilie=e: [smilie=e:

 

[BootHead]

kid's done learnt the meaning of persaverance, no?

done him a favor.

maybe it's to early for "biting" humor. [smilie=e: