Fishy
Omnipotent Seaweasel
>
>Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
>One day,the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex
>party in a
>hotel, and Lulu was among them.
>The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up
>along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's Grandma came by and saw her
>granddaughter.
>Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
>Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her
>Grandmother that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she
>was just lining up for some.
>"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for
>myself," Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.
>A policeman was going down the line
>asking for information from all
>of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and
>exclaimed, Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
>
>Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures
>out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."
>The policeman fainted!
>Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
>One day,the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex
>party in a
>hotel, and Lulu was among them.
>The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up
>along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's Grandma came by and saw her
>granddaughter.
>Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
>Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her
>Grandmother that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she
>was just lining up for some.
>"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for
>myself," Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.
>A policeman was going down the line
>asking for information from all
>of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and
>exclaimed, Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
>
>Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures
>out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."
>The policeman fainted!
