Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon and Michael Jackson

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are all lined up at the pearly gates and St. Peter says...

*pauses*
*looks at audience*

What? Too soon? :huh:
 
Yes, and Farrah's death was somewhat overshadowed by the passing of The King Of Pop, wasn't it? Sad, all so very sad...:(

"Thriller" will always be my all-time favourite music video.

Godspeed to all... [smilie=a:
 
Poor Farrah. I will always see her running on the beach...pointing at me as she did.... :D:D both points.....
 
Damn man.....and just hours after she died. For shame.




soooo....anyone got any good M.J. jokes?:shifty:
 
Wasn't it Bo Derrick running on the beach?

I did have that red swim suit poster of Farrah. :bravo:
My first love, after Marcia Brady. :)
 
all the children have cryed out a final sigh of relife.....as child molesters world wide morn the loss of there idol..even the preists are in morning
 
Ed McMahon I liked on the tonight show. It's all I know him from really. Sad to see him go but he was getting up there. Farrah, yeah that was sad to see her fall to cancer although to went through it with style and dignity. I liked Michaels early stuff, but I say good riddance! 1 more child molester dead! Sorry if that offends you but it's my opinion. ;)
 
Farrah Fawcett arrives in Heaven. God tells her, "If you had one wish, what would it be?"

She responds, "I want safety and peace for the children of the world."

So, God kills Michael Jackson.
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Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate a 10-year-old wiener.
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Being over 90% plastic, Michael Jackson will not be cremated. He will be melted down and cast into Legos, so kids can finally play with him.
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As a tribute to Michael, McDonald's will be offering the McJackson burger: 50-year-old meat between 10-year-old buns.
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Only in America can you be born a black man and die as a white woman.
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Farewell and God bless, Farrah and Ed. See you in hell, Michael.
 
I was going for the old-school Jack Benny type of joke. Something along the lines of this:

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A bit late considering that he's now cardiologically challenged, but...


Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal mart?




He heard they had boy's underwear half off.
 
Just heard this one. What do Michael Jackson and Caviar have in common?

They both come on little white crackers. :D
 
Billy Mays died, too. The guy that does the OxiClean infomercials. I didn't know that one. Sorry to take the fun out of the MJ jokes. [smilie=f:
 
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