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Clear the track for Johnny Mac because I'm
Ethel is a bit of a demon in her electric wheelchair, and loves
to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on two wheels and
getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the
poor woman is one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents
tolerate her, and some of the males actually join in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened
and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "Stop",
he said, in a firm voice "Have you got a licence for that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper
and held it up to him "Ok" he said and away Ethel sped down the
hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on two wheels. Weird
Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "Stop! Have you
got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a
beer coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "Carry
on madam."
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy
Colin stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very
sizeable erection in his hand.
"Oh no," said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again."
to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on two wheels and
getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the
poor woman is one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents
tolerate her, and some of the males actually join in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened
and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "Stop",
he said, in a firm voice "Have you got a licence for that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper
and held it up to him "Ok" he said and away Ethel sped down the
hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on two wheels. Weird
Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "Stop! Have you
got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a
beer coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "Carry
on madam."
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy
Colin stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very
sizeable erection in his hand.
"Oh no," said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again."
