Ellen DeGeneres is dead.

[beeper*71]

That's right. She was found face down in Ricky Lake.

 

[b-body-bob]

You had me with that one, she's been in the news some because she's from New Orleans and has family still down there.

 

[BB71Challenger]

sad thing is she probably gets more ass than most of us men

 

[b-body-bob]

I always kind of liked Ellen, she is more about being a PERSON than about being a LESBIAN.

 

[Da-ho]

This is true but have you ever looked at the front few rows in her audience? If those arnt super hot canyon yodelers Ill have to kiss yer booty.[smilie=f:

 

[dodgechargerfan]

canyon yodelers

rofl

 

[XLR8R]

damn. Tease.

 

[Fishy]

super hot canyon yodelers

I almost spewed a mouthful of Frosted Flakes all over my fiancees laptop when I read that!!!

 

[mopar_man]

This is true but have you ever looked at the front few rows in her audience? If those arnt super hot canyon yodelers Ill have to kiss yer booty.[smilie=f:[/QUOTE]

Perhaps I need to watch more of her show :hmmm:

 

[Da-ho]

Yodelayeeeeee speeewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[70satvert]

Canyon yoddelers, carpet munchers, they're all the same. Yummy