thrashingcows
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing...so I'm
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak... He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and went off...shooting hi inthe genitals!
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well SIr. I have some good and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very litlle internal damage, and we were able to remove all the buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."
"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad." the hunter replied, "Is your brother a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the local sympony and he's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well SIr. I have some good and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very litlle internal damage, and we were able to remove all the buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."
"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad." the hunter replied, "Is your brother a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the local sympony and he's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
