Drinks Are On Me

[wingnit]

Vik walks into a bar and says to the bartender - "Get everyone here a drink on me, and get one for yourself too" The bartender pours a round of drinks, including one for himself, then says to Vik "that will be $45"

Vik said - "I don't have any money" The bartender takes Vik outside and beats him up.

The next night Vik walks into the bar and says to the bartender, "Get everyone here a drink on me, and one for yourself, too."

The bartender thinks, this guy can't be that stupid to come in here two nights in a row with no money, so he pours a round, has one himself, bumps the guy and says "that will be $50."

Vik says 'I don't have any money". The bartender takes Vik outside and beats him up again.

The next night, Vik walks into the bar and tells the bartender to get a round for everyone. The bartender says, "what not one for myself?"

Vik replied, "hell no, you get too mean when you drink."

 

[viking]

Wingnit walks into Dr. Cohen's office and places a
note on the table in front of the Doctor.

The note says, " I can't speak, please help me! "

The Doctor thinks for a while and says to Wingnit,
" Put your peter on the table here. "

Wingnit thinks this is a bit weird, but Cohen is
a famous specialist, so he does what the Doctor told him.

The Doctor takes a big rubber mallet and hits Wingnit's
peter as hard as he can.


The man cries in great agony...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
...and the Doctor says,


" Good, come again tomorrow and we'll learn B."

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