Dr Demento!!!!

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While I'm in this straight jacket, I can't be
Wind up your radios, dementions and dementites! It's time to quote your favorite Dr Demento songs! Like: "Big 10 inch" "Another one rides the Bus" "They don't make Nun Names (like that no more)" !

I'll get things started:
(with heavy Aussie accent)
I was sittin' on Manley Pier
Drinkin' tubes of ice cold beer
With a bucket of prawns upon me knee.
but when I swallowed the last prawn,
I had a "technicolor yawn"
And I chungered in the old Pacific Sea!

(chorus)
Drink it up!
Bring it up!
Crack another dozen tubes and prawns with me.
If you want to "throw your voice"
Mate, you don't have any choice
But to chunger in the old Pacific Sea.

I was sittin' in the surf
when a mate of mine named Murf
asked if he could crack a tube or two with me.
The bastard barely swallowed it
When he went for the "big Spit"
and he chungered in the old Pacific Sea

(repeat chorus)

(slower)I've had "liquid laughs" in bars
and I "hurled" from moving cars
and I've "chuckled" where and when it pleases me.
(back to speed)but if I could choose a spot
to regurgitate me lot
then I'd chunger in the old Pacific Sea.

(repeat chorus)
 
Fish heads,
Fish heads,
Rollie pollie Fish heads,

I'm looking over
my dead dog Rover
that I ran over
with the power mower...
 
What ya eating there boy, crayons?
(think hit of helium) why no, they're Martian cigarettes, here try one.
Well 'bout half hour later I was still smokin' it,


a little help from the Google (thanks)

The Martian Boogie
Brownsville Station


The other night,
I was walking down the street
I was gettin kind of hungry,
I decided to get me something to eat
Now I passed up all the chain franchise joints on hamburger row
And stopped at a little greasy spoon where I always eat at called "EATS"
Sit n' gulp
Get you one of those greasy hamburgers all peppered up
Lay you up in the hospital for ten days

So I ordered of couple o' them grease bombs,
Waitress brought 'em over
I lifted up the bun - damn! - no ketchup
So I nudged the fella sittin next to me and I said,
“Hey partner, how bout passing the ketchup over?”
Suddenly this little bitty green hand holding a ketchup bottle came into view
And I freaked
Cause the guy sittin next to me
WAS A MARTIAN!

Now in forty years of eating hamburgers
I aint never run into no Martian
Not at two thirty in the morning and
Certainly not in a fine scarfin' establishment like EATS

Well he was sittin over there with a bunch of colored sticks on his plate
And I looked over at him and I said, "What you eatin there, boy...crayons?"
And he said, "Why no, they're Martian cigarettes. Try one."
Well about half hour later
he looked over at me and smiled
Them old Martians ain't got but two teeth in their head
And he said "How do you feel?"
And I said
Wellllllllllllllll

I feel,
So good,
Yeah I do
Gonna boogie
Till the break of day

Got the Neptune shuffle
And the Pluto blues
Don't nobody boogie
Like us Martians do
Gonna boogie
Gonna boogie
We're gonna boogie
Till the break of day

Meanwhile, Back at Eats
I was still thinking
I said how come out of all places you could have landed you ended up here
He said, "According to my lunar space map
This place here
Is supposed to be
The Boogie Capital of the USA!'

So I asked him, I said, "Now where else you been, boy?”
And he told me.
He said,
I rocked em over and I rocked em down
Rocked in the country and I rocked em in town
Rocked in Memphis at fourth and main
Up walked a lady and she asked me my name
Told her my name was on the tail of my shirt
Said a party town Martian don't have to work
Well I fell so good
Gonna boogie
Till the break of day

Martian boogie!
Boogie woogie!
 
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Oh henerry henerry henerry the eighth I yam i yam ......

Herman's Hermits

I'M HENRY THE VIII, I AM
(Murray/Weston)

I'm Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the eighth I am

Second verse same as the first

I'm Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the eighth I am

------ lead guitar ------

I'm Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the eighth I am

H-E-N-R-Y
Henry (Henry)
Henry (Henry)
Henry the eighth I am, I am
Henry the eighth I am

Yeah!
 
cripes.....

I will never forget "moms going to put him in the stew...."
I still love that...
 
Harry's Jockstrap

tune of fairy jaques :giggedy:

Song Lyrics:Dickie: Hello, Sadie?
Sadie: Speakin'.
Dickie: Did you hear about Harry?
Sadie: Yeah.

Dickie: Harry's jockstrap, Harry's jockstrap
It's pale blue, It's pale blue.
They say that he's a fairy. Sadie: But Harry is so hairy.
Dickie: So are you. Sadie: So are you.

Sadie: Harry's jockstrap, Harry's jockstrap,
It's brand new, It's brand new.
It looks kinda skimpy. Dickie: Harry's walkin' gimpy.
Sadie: So are you. Dickie: so are you.

Dickie: Harry's jockstrap, Harry's jockstrap
Itches too, Itches too.
What about some powder? Sadie: Made him holler louder.
Dickie: Did he see our doctor? Sadie: Grabbed a nurse and hocked her.
Dickie: How about Penicillin? Sadie: That nurse was not so willin'.
Dickie: She give him an injection? Sadie: It gave him an erection.
Dickie: What about some ointment? Sadie: He tried it and his joint went.
Dickie: What about his sex life? Sadie: He'll save it for his next wife.
Dickie: How about when he yentzes? Sadie: He won't take no chances.
Dickie: Do you think it's catchin'? Sadie: Well, I can't keep from scratchin'.
Dickie: Stay away from me, then. Sadie: So give me back my key, then.
Dickie: Can he get a new one? Sadie: He just loves his blue one.
Dickie: So do you. Sadie: So do you.

Dickie: Harry's jockstrap, Harry's jockstrap
It's pale blue, it's pale blue. | Sadie: Harry's jockstrap, Harry's jockstrap
He's scratching like all the time now. | It's pale blue,
He's scratching even mine now. | It's pale blue.
I got it too. | Your both must be allergic
I got it too. | To the same detergent
I got it too. | You got it too.
I got it too. | You got it too.
I got it too. | You got it too.
 
Anyone ever heard of Mojo Nixon? He was on the air alot in SoCal when I lived in San Diego.


...Shoot, now I'm gonna hafta go dig up some of his stuff. :)
 
gomopar440 said:
Anyone ever heard of Mojo Nixon? He was on the air alot in SoCal when I lived in San Diego.


...Shoot, now I'm gonna hafta go dig up some of his stuff. :)
Click to expand...

I have. I've got a bunch of his stuff from when I subscribed to eMusic.

It's been a while since I've listened to his stuff though......
 
CM: Oh, well, man, he took da freeway. How else, man?
TC: No, man. No, man, how'd he do all that other stuff, man? Like, how'd he
make himself small, man. And, how'd he, like, how'd he get the reindeer
off the ground, man?
CM: Oh, well, man, he had some magic dust, man.
TC: Some magic dust?
CM: Yeah, magic dust, y'know? He used ta give a little bit to da reindeer, a
little bit to Santa Claus, a little bit more for Santa Claus, a little
bit more...
TC: And this would get the reindeer off, man?
CM: Aw, got 'em off, man?!? Are you kidding, man? They flew all da way
around da world, man!
 
My wife left town with a Banana,:nanna:
Love's a rotten deal.
I found that yellow devil in her purse one day.
He's cold and he's hard,
But he's got appeal.
I hope it never happens to you.
Some fruit breaks you marriage in two.
My wife left town with a banana,
My baby's slippin' away.

(Kazoo solo):giggedy: :nanatar:

My wife left town with a banana,
I'm a jealous man.
She found herself a six inch Latin lover:whipnana:
And now she does the tango with her right hand.
I tell you, now, I could just die!
He's eating my banana creme pie!
My wife left town with a banana,
My baby's slippin', my baby's slippin',
My baby's slippin' away!:banana:
 
In the daytime I'm mr natural, just as healthy as I can be
but at night I'm a junk food junkie, good lord have pity on me......
 
I'm not sure if it ever made Dr. D but "Ping-Pong" was cool, started with a Japanese voice narration then instrumental
 
(with a country/western twang)
...I like songs about driving trucks,
and I don't make me a whole lotta bucks
But I know enough to know that Disco Sucks!

Disco sucks!
It won't last to long.
It's big right now, but it's gonna fade away.
Take me to a honky tonk bar,
Where I can hear me a steel guitar.
I'll take country music any day.
 
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