viking
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A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road.
The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection;
in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big,
bold letters on one side of their shiny craft.
As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, DodgeDifferent nonchalantly filled up
the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.
"Do you realize what just happened?"
the station owner finally uttered.
"Yeah," said DodgeDifferent . "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated Double D. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated Double D. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"
DodgeDifferent rolled his eyes.
"Good grief, boss!
I've been working here for six years.
Of course I know what 'UFO' means...
'Unleaded Fuel Only.'"
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The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection;
in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big,
bold letters on one side of their shiny craft.
As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, DodgeDifferent nonchalantly filled up
the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.
"Do you realize what just happened?"
the station owner finally uttered.
"Yeah," said DodgeDifferent . "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated Double D. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated Double D. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"
DodgeDifferent rolled his eyes.
"Good grief, boss!
I've been working here for six years.
Of course I know what 'UFO' means...
'Unleaded Fuel Only.'"
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