Dodge commercial...

[Fishy]

Damnit! the WMV link won't work. :doubt: Nevermind then. http://javascript<b></b>:;

 

[Stretch]

You have failed!

 

[Fishy]

You have failed!

See my sig line.

 

[Dr.Jass]

See my sig line.

At the time of this post, it's:

I'm not a failure. I always succeed at finding what doesn't work!

I love the way we spin things in today's world:

• A garbage man is a "sanitation engineer".
• The guy stocking the shelves at Wal-Mart works in "inventory control".
• A cashier is a "data entry" specialist that has "accounting experience" because he/she has to count down their drawer at the end of their shift.
• The guy fucking his goat works in "trans-species sexuality research".

I gotta say, though, the best I've heard yet was a recent applicant whose resumé included the experience of being a "multicorporate human resources analyst". My curiosity thus piqued, I had to call her and ask about that, since her job experience showed no sign of working in HR. The straight answer: "I've figured out how to get fired from pretty-much every job I've ever had."

I may just hire her.