Do CARS Get GIRLS?

Pretty much on point. Most women may be lightly attracted to certain cars for their own personal reasons, but those reasons are generally different from a guys. Men are attracted by power & status, women are attracted by the aesthetics, certain styling cues & color. As an example, Mustangs, before they added power to the equation, every single, (usually not by choice) female just had to have a mustang. When the dorks noticed this and discovered that they could be had with some power(?), every dork had to have one. :huh: But the dorks are still single and the fat women have their own ferds.
 
I've worked in specialty shops. One in twenty people who walk in are good looking, possibly available women who aren't there to pick up their husband's "stupid Alfa". Naturally, all of them mistakenly came in trying to get their Camry a state inspection.
 
I had hotter girls and better success in the Crossfire, than any other car. Beej factor of 100%, as in every girl who took a ride in it would somehow stretch across the console with eagerness.

The gold swinger was pretty good at getting them horizontal on the front bench seat, but it could also be Jester's charm and special pills in drinks :shifty:
 
I just put a bunch of highway miles on the little white four door '63 Valiant.. white steel wheels, and dog dish caps.. Almost everybody who waved or smiled at me was a woman person. I think it's appeal is that it's totally unassuming.. It doesn't rumble, doesn't have nose down attitude, isn't covered in stickers, isn't some outlandish color.. It's just a cute looking 54 year old grandma econobox with sort of a dopey looking face. Almost everybody noticed it, and smiled. I haven't driven it for any real distance in about two years, so this was all kind of a surprise for meIMG_3835.JPG

See? Sorta dopey.. Mostly Harmless.
 
TheIronSausaege said:
Negative to all of the above, but I have managed to turn a dirt-worshipping lesbian feminist to the ways of steak and wedding tackle.
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Nope, anytime you see a really nice car it's always surrounded by guys. Girls don't care about cars anymore.
 
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Expensive cars get whores. A Ferrari, new Porsche, Audi R8, you name it will get you a gold-digger every time. It's why middle-aged men buy Corvettes (and that demographic is why Corvettes can be had with automatics). When she finds out you live in a shack and work 80 hours a week just to make the payment and insurance, you'll wonder what happened to her.

A cool car is an ice-breaker, even if it's crappy. I proved that with the Black Bitch more than once. One very-attractive woman loved it for the potential she saw in it, and we became friends though circumstances prevented our dating (she later regularly drove, and did her own service on, a CBR600RR). Another one whom I did date looked at the car and figured I had an, uh, "interesting attitude". Interesting enough that we dated for a few months.

A cool or offbeat car will get comments from women that will definitely open the door, but if you're a slack-jawed mouth-breather that can't carry the conversation beyond the car itself, you'll be dismissed in a hurry. So yeah, a car can get you the girl, but only if you were capable of getting the girl without the car in the first place.
 
There is no guarantee that a car will get you a girl, but a motorcycle will.:shifty:
 
Update: I just got a girl. It wasn't because of the cars, but it turns out that she's into long drives with bench seats. Explains my two week absence. No complaints.
 
Nothing wrong here. I've known her for about twelve years, a female friend's older sister (closer to my age). We've reconnected recently. I'd go into detail, but it might make you might throw up in your mouth just a little.
 
As long as you didn't reconnect at a family reunion, and/or she's not an ex, not much bothers me.

Family reunions for obvious reasons:

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An ex, because that's like checking the fridge after a couple of weeks to see if the spoiled milk's gotten any better. :doh:
 
Dr.Jass said:
......An ex, because that's like checking the fridge after a couple of weeks to see if the spoiled milk's gotten any better. :doh:
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Dating your ex is like digging a well under the outhouse. [smilie=2:
 
Negative to all of the above, but I have managed to turn a dirt-worshipping lesbian feminist to the ways of steak and wedding tackle.
 
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