XLR8R
exhalted master of his nuts
>A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
>confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
>
>Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of
>your time, I would like to demonstrate
>the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
>
>"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money! I'M BROKE!!!"
>
>And she proceeded to close the door.
>Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it
>wide open.
>
>"Don't be too hasty!", he said.
>"Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.."
>And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
>
>"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
>from your carpet, Madam,
>I will personally eat the remainder."
>
>The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good
>appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning!".
>confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
>
>Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of
>your time, I would like to demonstrate
>the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
>
>"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money! I'M BROKE!!!"
>
>And she proceeded to close the door.
>Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it
>wide open.
>
>"Don't be too hasty!", he said.
>"Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.."
>And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
>
>"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
>from your carpet, Madam,
>I will personally eat the remainder."
>
>The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good
>appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning!".
