Dam!

[dodgechargerfan]

So, guys. Listen. I don't usually make a big deal out of it, but tomorrow is my birthday.

I promise to act surprised and everything.





1968 Dodge Monaco Station Wagon - $9500 (Abbotsford)

Beautiful classic station wagon in mint condition, 383 2bbl, auto, ps, pb, 6 pass, new tires, fully serviced and can be driven anywhere. Currently insured year round. The woodgrain is original, car has been repainted once it's original silver color. Interior is all original and in good condition. All glass, chrome and moldings original and great condition, nds nothing just someone to enjoy this summer!

Open to serious offers.

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/cto/2947693493.html

 

[71dusterman]

So when you flying out there to get it. It would be a chance for a photo op with Cow as he lives out that way.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

As soon as you send the cheque.

 

[Dr.Jass]

For this to be DCF's car, the following must be accomplished:

Remove trim around woodgrain.
Remove woodgrain appliques.
Mask along edges where woodgrain was.
Hire airbrush artist to replace woodgrain with large-scale bacon rendering in place of woodgrain.
Clearcoat.
Reinstall trim around bacon.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

You complete me.

 

[69.5CUDA]

For this to be DCF's car, the following must be accomplished:

Remove trim around woodgrain.
Remove woodgrain appliques.
Mask along edges where woodgrain was.
Hire airbrush artist to replace woodgrain with large-scale bacon rendering in place of woodgrain.
Clearcoat.
Reinstall trim around bacon.

the rest of the car would also get a repaint...in eithere castiron skillit....or..."non stick coating"(ponders if that could even be done and how well it would hold to uv and salt)

 

[dodgechargerfan]

non-stick... that would be cool.


This was my cake. We had a little party on my lunch break so the kids could go for their nap.
I need one too.

I'm Bacon Whoopie!

 

[Dr.Jass]

It's already the color of a stainless frying pan... I think I'd just leave it other than the bacon artwork. I'd probably get a custom license plate that said "SKILLET" just for giggles.

Seriously, I think the bacon artwork would be both hysterical and awesome at the same time. I even know a guy that could do it, but he's in CA now. I've mentioned it previously, but he did his old Honda's tank, side panels, and fenders in woodgrain. It was really funny to watch people knock on it to see if it was actually wood. It was amazing.

 

[Stretch]

After you do all of that you will need to drop a cummins in it and convert it to run on bacon grease. That way it will look and smell the part.:giggedy:

 

[learical]

By the way, Happy Birthday, young punk! Get yer dam bacon-mobile off of my lawn!