71dusterman
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Ethel loved to speed in her wheelchair and charge around the nursing
home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the
long coridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other
residents tolerated her, and some of the male residents actually joined
in her games.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
"Stop", he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a licence for that
thing?"
Ethel fished in her handbag, and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held
it up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
popped out in front of her and shouted "Stop, have you got proof of
insurance?"
Ethel dug deep in her handbag and produced a drink coaster and held it
up to him.
Harold nodded and said "Carry on, ma'am".
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable
erection in his hand.
"Good grief", said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again".
home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the
long coridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other
residents tolerated her, and some of the male residents actually joined
in her games.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.
"Stop", he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a licence for that
thing?"
Ethel fished in her handbag, and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held
it up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
popped out in front of her and shouted "Stop, have you got proof of
insurance?"
Ethel dug deep in her handbag and produced a drink coaster and held it
up to him.
Harold nodded and said "Carry on, ma'am".
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig
stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable
erection in his hand.
"Good grief", said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again".
