divingtigger
Well-known member
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit
loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in
the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband
would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of
myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution(even when totally
smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new Cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said,
Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh
shit.",cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted.
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit
loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in
the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband
would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of
myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution(even when totally
smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new Cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said,
Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh
shit.",cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted.
