Confucius say..

[dodgechargerfan]

if you can't find the book that you want, you may be in the

 

[BootHead]

gosh, I love a good Engrish.

 

[thrashingcows]

....I swear they do that word play on purpose.

 

[Diplomat_Wagon]

:bwuhaha:

 

[dustergal]

ROFL!

 

[Dr.Jass]

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot.

 

[Fishy]

Confuscious say, man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.

 

[Jester]

Confusius say, man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger

 

[BootHead]

cs "man who masturbate near cash register, soon come into money"

 

[learical]

Confucius say "Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
"Many man smoke, but Fu Manchu."
"Short man who dances will tall woman likely to get bust in mouth."

 

[Dr.Jass]

Confucius say, "Man who wear soundproof underwear never hear end of it."

 

[RONMOPAR]

Confucious say : one who drives well on the fairway does Not farewell in the drive way.....Tiger!

 

[v8440]

Confucious say...crowded elevator smells different to midget.

Man who goes through turnstile wrong way going to bangkok.

Man who fish in other man's well catch crabs.

Woman who put husband in doghouse find him in cathouse.