Da-ho
not even
A married couple had a code name for sex when they were around the kids. It was washing machine. One day they woke up and he had morning wood and said hey babe how about some washing machine? No I dont have time I have to make breakfast and get the kids on the bus and so on so he begrudgingly went out to the shop. About 2 hours later she came out and said that she had time for doing some wash and he replied " Forget it, it was just a small load and I did it by hand" [smilie=e:
