Chuck Norris

[gunbunny]

go to google, type in "find Chuck Norris" and then click on "I'm Feeling Lucky".

 

[Jester]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear condoms, because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.

 

[dustergal]

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

 

[Moparlady]

Chuck Norris smells his own farts

 

[pigpen]

When Chuck Norris goes into the ocean he doesn't get wet, the ocean get chuck Norrised

 

[thrashingcows]

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Try just hitting the "I'm feeling lucky" button with nothing in the search box - must do this from the main google.com page and not from the search bar at the top of a results list.
I would assume this will last for a limited time only.

 

[BootHead]

pee gnu ears?