Fishy
Omnipotent Seaweasel
> 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
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> He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
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> Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
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> I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
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>
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> I've busted my butt for dang near a year,
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> Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
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> The old lady nags cause I work late at night.
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> The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
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>
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> Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
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> Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
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> And just when I thought that things would get better
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> Those buttholes from the IRS sent me a
letter,
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> They say I owe taxes--if that ain't dang funny
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> Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
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>
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> And the kids these days--they all are the pits
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> They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
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> I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
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> Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
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> I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
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> They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
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>
>
> Flying through the air...dodging the trees
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> Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
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> I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
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> I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
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>
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> There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
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> I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
>
> He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
>
> Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
>
> I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
>
>
>
> I've busted my butt for dang near a year,
>
> Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
>
> The old lady nags cause I work late at night.
>
> The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
>
>
>
> Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
>
> Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
>
> And just when I thought that things would get better
>
> Those buttholes from the IRS sent me a
letter,
>
> They say I owe taxes--if that ain't dang funny
>
> Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
>
>
>
> And the kids these days--they all are the pits
>
> They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
>
> I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
>
> Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
>
> I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
>
> They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
>
>
>
> Flying through the air...dodging the trees
>
> Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
>
> I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
>
> I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
>
>
>
> There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
>
> I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
