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Livin' my life...one gas station at a time.
A Baptist minister was seated next to a Navy Master Chief on a flight
to Memphis, TN. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Navy Master Chief asked for a scotch and soda, which was brought
and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."
The Navy Master Chief then handed his drink back to the attendant and
said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
to Memphis, TN. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Navy Master Chief asked for a scotch and soda, which was brought
and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."
The Navy Master Chief then handed his drink back to the attendant and
said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
