Chastity belt

[beeper*71]

A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, “If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life.”

So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. “What's wrong?' ” he asks. “You gave me the wrong key!”

 

[68isgr8]

good one..

 

[65furyIII]

I've got friends just like that.

 

[Spawn]

haha

 

[BootHead]

It was a gay affair the milkman came twice.

 

[dustergal]

reminds me of an old "friend" who asked me out 2 minutes after piggy left for the Air Force. :jagoff:

 

[MyBigBlockDodge]

reminds me of an old "friend" who asked me out 2 minutes after piggy left for the Air Force. :jagoff:

that's just wrong. Like the old saying goes.. "with friends like that..."

p.s.... I still like the joke

 

[learical]

Old, old joke. the version I heard was the king going on the crusades, and his trusted knight. (Back then, it was current events.)

 

[Spawn]

reminds me of an old "friend" who asked me out 2 minutes after piggy left for the Air Force. :jagoff:

when piggy got out did he kick his ass? i wouldve....