Carpet store

[dodgedifferent2]

A women walked into my fathers carpet store. She'd just moved out of her parents' home and needed something for her new living room floor.
"do you know how big the room is?" dad asked.
"yes" she said
"it's 22 flip-flops long by 18 flip-flops wide. And I wear a size 8"

 

[Dr.Jass]

I once asked a very-close friend once, upon meeting his girlfriend, "So... does the carpet match the drapes?"

His response? "Nope... hardwood floors!"

 

[BootHead]

Oh jeez, hardwood floors, maintenance is a bitch but the view is worth it