What kinda deal is that? "You really want this car? You gotta shell out some more scratch for a truck you didn't come here for".
"Red, a lifelong bachelor, lost half of everything he owned when some checkout girl at the supermarket (he couldn't read her name tag) told him she was divorcing him." This idiot would fall for anything.
This is, by far, the least-interesting automotive article I've ever read. It's not an interesting vehicle, so the details about lame '41 truck upgrades are even less interesting. Red's astounding stupidity certainly raises an eyebrow, but they don't explore it like one would hope:
"Red, what color is the White House?"
"It's a mirror, Red. No one on the other side of the wall is mimicking you."
"Red, your shoe's untied! Uh, Red... they're velcro."
"You don't know where that bus window's been, Red."
