Canookians on vacation.....

[68R/T]

Conjoined twins walk into a pub in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers please.'

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. 'Been on holiday yet, lads?'

'Off to England next month,' says John. 'We go to England every year, hire a car. and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?' Jim agrees.

'Ah, England !' says the bartender. 'Wonderful Country ... the history,the beer, the culture....'

'Nah, we don't like that British crap,' says John. 'Hamburgers & Molson's beer, that's us, eh, Jim? And we can't stand the English; they're so arrogant and rude, not civil and polite like us Canadians.'

'So why keep going to England ?' asks the bartender.

'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.. :huh:

 

[thrashingcows]

:doh:..............:shifty:

 

[dustergal]

I lol'd

 

[Dr.Jass]

:doh:

 

[Diplomat_Wagon]

Oh geeze. :doh:

 

[69.5CUDA]

blame the fabricator for thinking well screw it built a RHD.....or the cars ive seen with dual wheels and pedals........

 

[thrashingcows]

....or the cars ive seen with dual wheels and pedals........

Yeah I've seen those as "driving school" cars. Must be a remote hydraulic over ride system for the steering, and the brake pedal, well much the same thing I suspect.

 

[69.5CUDA]

the "first" one i saw was the garbage trucks around here have been that was as long as i can remember....then i started seeing minivans pop up that way ..then suddenly some drivers ed rigs..kinda spooky as hell and cool too