Cannibals

[Dr.Jass]

An experienced cannibal and a first-time partaker of human flesh come upon a victim, whom they promptly kill.

"Now what do we do?" asks the newbie, obviously nervous about this first experience.

"Well, what we usually do is divide them up into equal portions, but since it's just the two of us, I'll start eating at the head, and you start at the feet. We'll work our way towards each other."

"O.K."

After a little while, it seems like the newbie has overcome his squeamishness, and is really getting into his meal. The experienced cannibal takes another bite of the victim's neck and says, "You're really enjoying this, aren't you"

The noob replies, "You bet! I'm havin' a ball!"

The older cannibal replies, "Slow down... you're eating too fast!"

 

[dodgechargerfan]

If I tell this to my brother, he will piss himself.

*cut, paste, send to brother*

 

[BootHead]

tee hee

 

[71ChargerRT]

:bwuhaha::bwuhaha:

 

[beeper*71]

Egads.

 

[Spawn]

lol

 

[Fishy]

Two cannibals are talking during dinner. One says to the other, "I hate my mother-in-laws guts!" The other replies, "Then eat something else!"


Was way better when I heard it years and years ago.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[68R/T]

Two cannibals sat licking their fingers after a large meal. "Your wife makes a delicious roast," one said.

"Thanks," his friend said, "I'm gonna miss her!"

 

[a12bee]

Mommy, can we have grandpa for dinner?
No, we still have part of uncle bob in the refrigerator.

 

[69.5CUDA]

late at night one slows down to see a wrecked car along side the road with an ejected driver...no one is around....

is it fast food or road kill?