By the numbers...

[gomopar440]

What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give more than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to meetings where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, here's
a little formula that might help you answer these questions:

• If A=1%, B=2%, C=3%, D=4%, ... X=24%, Y=25%, Z=26%
• Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
• and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
• but A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
• and B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and, look how far this will take you:
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that, while hard work and knowledge will get you close and attitude will get you there, bullshit and ass-kissing will put you over the top.

 

[Da-ho]

I think I remember seeing those numbers in a training manual before.:dance:

 

[Jr.]

Lazziness - 1% + 12% + 26% + 26% + 9% + 14% + 5% + 19% +19% = 131%

 

[leBaronA38]

Stupidity:

19+20+21+16+9+4+9+20+25=143%

I knew I was on the right track.

 

[mr340]

Stupidity:

19+20+21+16+9+4+9+20+25=143%

I knew I was on the right track.

Looks like Alberto has the current high score.... Coincidence?, I think not...

 

[Diplomat_Wagon]

roflMFAO @ Mister!!!!!

 

[Jr.]

Zzzzzz....

26% + 26% + 26% + 26% + 26% + 26% = 156%

 

[leBaronA38]

Uh...Jr.'s got me beat.

 

[Diplomat_Wagon]

[SIZE=-1]Procrastonator[/SIZE]

16% + 18% + 15% + 3% + 18% + 1% + 19% + 20% + 14% + 13% + 1% + 20% + 15% + 18% = 191%



HA! :dance:

 

[leBaronA38]

That's Procrastinator...

16+18+15+3+18+1+19+20+9+14+1+20+15+18=187%

Dippy wins!

 

[dodgechargerfan]

4%+15%+7%+6%+21%+3%+11%+5%+18%=90%

Seems at tad high based on those that I've known.