Butt Measurement

[dustergal]

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean REALLY big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-@$$ grill for one little weenie?"

 

[Da-ho]

More cushion for the pushin, a little extra height helps keep your moparnuts from dragging on the mattress, this thread is worthless without pics.

 

[dustergal]

this thread is worthless without pics.

What, mine? I don't think my butt is bigger than my barbeque. [smilie=e:

 

[Da-ho]

Well all I have for comparison is a coleman 2 burner and my resident house mouse [smilie=e: [smilie=e: its close [smilie=e:

 

[Da-ho]

I was just informed that if a tape measure is seen anywhere in the vicinity or either item I was cut off. But she dont know where I get it so there. [smilie=e:

 

[dustergal]

I was just informed that if a tape measure is seen anywhere in the vicinity or either item I was cut off. But she dont know where I get it so there. [smilie=e:[/quote]

Hmmm, better to be cut off than to have IT cut off. [smilie=e:

 

[Da-ho]

YYYYEEEESSSSSSSSSSS DDEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRR [smilie=e: Took 48 yrs of practice to get that one down. [smilie=e:

 

[Diplomat_Wagon]

this thread is worthless without pics.

What, mine? I don't think my butt is bigger than my barbeque. [smilie=e: [/quote]




There you said "Think"! Now we need pics to confirm! [smilie=a:

 

[dustergal]

Okay, judge for yourselves. Dustergal's rear view:



Um, don't mind the oil spots on the floor. They are from the old 318. And the tires are old. Damn, a lot has changed since that picture. Maybe my butt HAS gotten bigger since then. [smilie=e:

 

[Da-ho]

Thats not that big-looks about average to me. If things have changed some its cool, just more of you to wuv [smilie=e:

 

[mr340]

[smilie=e: [smilie=e:

 

[beeper*71]

dustergal is Hot! [smilie=b: [smilie=e:

 

[Da-ho]

Give us a spin. [smilie=e:

 

[mr340]

<--- has a thing for wimmens in black stockings... [smilie=w:

 

[Da-ho]

Wel like DUH who doesnt? [smilie=e:

 

[Plum Crazy]

You can fire that grill up for me anytime! [smilie=e: [smilie=d:

 

[dodgedifferent2]

mmm dustergirl [smilie=e:

 

[OrphanedV8s]

mmm dustergirl [smilie=e:[/quote] Hey dustergal do you have rear pic in a pair of jeans? [smilie=e: [smilie=e: [smilie=e: [smilie=b: [smilie=b:

Dave

 

[dustergal]

Hey dustergal do you have rear pic in a pair of jeans?

Nope, I don't think I do. I always change the oil in my car wearing short black dresses. [smilie=w:

 

[mr340]

Hey dustergal do you have rear pic in a pair of jeans?

Dude, don't scare her off with requests, take what she's supplying, and be happy... [smilie=e:

[quote=Hotckickinblackdresschangingoil]I always change the oil in my car wearing short black dresses. [smilie=w: [/quote]

MARRY ME!!!!!!! (my wife won't mind) [smilie=e: [smilie=w: