Bubba died in a fire........it's a joke

[08Challenger]

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty
badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body,
so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.

Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the
sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better
roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope,
ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange.
Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took
a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll
him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No,
it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a$$hole$."
"What? He had two a$$hole$?!" said the mortician.
Yup, everyone knew he had two a$$hole$.
Every time we went to town, folks would say,
"Here comes Bubba with them two a$$hole$."

 

[XLR8R]

ROFLMFAO! Nice!

 

[dustergal]

good one! :dance: :clap: :dance:

 

[leBaronA38]

that's funny

 

[onehellofadart]

:clap: :dance: :clap: Very Good!!

 

[BootHead]

:bwuhaha:

 

[Da-ho]

Poor Bubba

JUst think of all the toilet paper he used with 2 assholes. He needed a roll like MINE.

 

[dustergal]

Why do you have a sewing machine in your bathroom? :wtf:

 

[Da-ho]

Thats not the can, its the basement. Now I have to cut a hole in the floor and build something strong enough to hold that sucker up so it will roll. I have 2 of those, think I might never have to buy TP again.:dance:

 

[Fishy]

Doesn't look like 2 ply though:dgt:

 

[Da-ho]

Its flushable, and its actually a master roll that hasnt been *fluffed up* and made into smaller rolls yet. Works great for anything paper towels would be used for.