Subject: The Morning News
This morning--from a cave somewhere in
Pakistan--Tailbone Minister of Migration, Mohammed
Omar, warned the United States that if military action
against Iraq continues, Tailbone authorities will cut
off America's supply of convenience store managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab
drivers will be next.
It's getting ugly. [smilie=2:
This morning--from a cave somewhere in
Pakistan--Tailbone Minister of Migration, Mohammed
Omar, warned the United States that if military action
against Iraq continues, Tailbone authorities will cut
off America's supply of convenience store managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab
drivers will be next.
It's getting ugly. [smilie=2:
