Bra types

[gomopar440]

A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City. He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B."

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?!"

He repeated, "A Baptist Bra - she said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted."

"Ah, now I remember" said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."

Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked, "So, what are the differences?"

The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."

He mused on that information for a minute, and asked, "So, what is the Baptist type for?"

"They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills." [smilie=b:

 

[XLR8R]

LOL! [smilie=e:

 

[onehellofadart]

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[OrphanedV8s]

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Dave

 

[viking]

LOL!!! [smilie=b:

 

[danny_78Aspen]

Yesss!!!!! LOL!!! [smilie=e: [smilie=eggface.gif]

 

[XRuland]

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[Stretch]

Bubba calls 911

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.
The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone
out right away.

"Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause... and finally Bubba said,

"How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street...
and you pick her up there...?"